H O N C H O S P O N C H O

NOW IF THERES ONE THING IN THIS WORLD I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING, EVEN TEXAS, EVEN BALENCIAGA. IT'S CACTUS.  BEAVER TAIL CACTUS, ORGAN PIPE CACTUS, TOTEM POLE CACTUS. YOU NAME IT, I LOVE IT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, NOR DOES ANYONE ELSE... BUT IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW MY WHOLE HEARTED LOVE FOR THE SPIKEY DESERT BUSH. IT'S MY THING. SO YOU COULD ONLY IMAGINE MY EXCITEMENT WHEN WE CHECKED INTO BILL & COO TO FIND THEY TOO, LOVE THE CACTI. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY ONE SHOULD ALWAYS PACK A LUCKY PONCHO!

HAT BY NEWQUAY LEATHER MAKERS. SCARF BY HERMES. PONCHO BY DAHLIA. JEWELERY BY YSL. BOOTIES BY MANGO.

I N T O M Y W E B

G-STRING BIKINIS. NO BIKINIS. MANKINIS. BEACH PARTY'S. GO GO DANCERS. SLOW DANCES IN THE OCEAN... ALL PART OF DAY CLUBBING IN THE SUN WITH A SIDE OF NUDE BAT AND BALL. YES, I'M HAVING AN AMAZING TIME HERE ON ELIA BEACH PULLING A (MARK) FAST ONE UNDER THE LONG SWAYING UMBRELLAS MYKONOS STYLE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS MORE FUN, THE PARTY OR WEARING THIS DRESS? I HAVE A FEELING IT WAS MADE FOR LONG DAYS ON THE SAND AND PERHAPS A BIT OF TABLE TOP DANCING. 

DRESS BY MARK FAST X TOPSHOP

G R E A S E D U P

AHHHHH. MYKONOS.... MOTHER MAY I! GIVE ME STACKED BOUTIQUE HOTELS, PSEUDO-CHIC BEACH CLUBS AND QUAD BIKE RIDING, MOJITO SIPPING, ADONIS LIKE GAY BOYS ANY DAY. SEVEN DAYS OF COCKTAIL FUELED FUN ON THE GREATEST ISLAND WEST OF NOWHERE. DID I MENTION THE EURO PLAYBOYS AND DIAMOND DOUSED TWENTY SOMETHINGS? YES. THIS IS DEFINITELY MY NEW FAVORITE DESTINATION, BUT I'M A SUCKER FOR ANY KINDA TOWN WHERE IT'S NOT ONLY ACCEPTABLE, BUT PREFERABLE TO WEAR WHITE ON WHITE IN AN EFFORT TO REALLY MAKE THAT TAN POP. ELIZABETH HURLEY EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

PANAMA HAT FOUND IN MYKONOS. SHIRT AND BLOOMERS BY TOPSHOP. BOOTIES BY MANGO,

R E L E N T L E S S

HEY BITCHES I'M IN NEWQUAY. AND MAY I JUST SAY ".... BRRRRR". IT'S OFFICIALLY FUCKING FREEZING. SINCE WHEN DOES 16 DEGREES QUALIFY AS SUMMER? I'VE NEVER HAD TO WEAR LEATHER PANTS AND CASHMERE TO THE BEACH BEFORE AND I'M PRETTY SURE ENGLAND COULD BENEFIT FROM A LITTLE GLOBAL WARMING. (JUST KIDDING AL GORE). BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I'M ENJOYING THE HOTEL AND THE PEOPLE WATCHING IS WORLD CLASS. FROM NUTZ PROMO GIRLS, TO THE POMS IN PARTY MODE LEMME TELL YOU THIS TOWN IS HAPPENING. I HEAR THERE'S A FOAM PARTY ON FRIDAY, GIRLS WEARING WHITE GET FREE ENTRY. SIGN ME UP. 

SINGLET BY BASSIKE. PANTS BY AMBER AND THOMAS. JEWELS BORROWED FROM MY BOYFRIEND. WATCH FROM CARTIER.

C A P E C R U S A D E R

WEARING CAPES AND CLEANING HOUSE,TWO THINGS THAT ARE GREAT TO DO ON A SUNDAY. DOES ONE MAKE THE OTHER A LITTLE MORE FUN? YEAH IT DOES! NOTHING LIKE A CUTE GET UP AND A LITTLE PRINCE TO GET YOU CRU(SAD)ING THROUGH THE MANDATORY TASK. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU USE THE VACUUM AS A REVERSE MARIAH CAREY WIND MACHINE. AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR DISTANCE OR YOU'LL END UP WITH PART OF YOUR WEAVE MISSING. I ASSURE YOU ALL MY WEEKENDS AREN'T THIS BORING, NEXT WEEK I EMBARK ON THE AUGUST VAY KAY. FRENCH RIVIERA HERE WE COME.

CAPE MADE FROM H&M SCARF. SINGLET BY ISABEL MARANT. SHORTS BY TOPSHOP. BELT VINTAGE. BRACELETS BY BUNDA BOUTIQUE.

P O I N T N S H O O T

LAST NIGHT WAS SPENT AT A PARTY ON THE ROOF OF HARVEY NICS FOR MARC JACOBS NEW PERFUME "BANG". WE DRANK PEPPER COCKTAILS, RAN INTO (LITERALLY) MARISA FROM THE O.C (HOW I LIKE TO REMEMBER HER) DANCED TO JESUS (MADONNAS, A.D NOT B.C) WHILE HE PLAYED TRACKS OF HIS SUGAR MAMA, SAW BETH DITTO, HAD ENOUGH FLASH BULB SPARKLES IN OUR FACES TO GIVE US A SEIZURE, BECAME JEALOUS OF HENERY HOLLAND'S SHOES AND HAD MANY CIGARETTES ON THE BALCONY WITH MY DARLING BOOKER WHO AT ONE POINT IN THE EVENING WAS MISTAKEN FOR THE GUEST OF HONOR... I THINK HE LIKED IT CAUS WHEN I SAW HIM TODAY HE WAS SPORTING MARC BY MARC. TRES CHIC! 

HAT BY SPORTSGIRL. TEE BY ZARA. JACKET BY ELLERY. TIGHTS BY WOLFORD. SHOES BY TONY BIANCO. RINGS BY YSL. CUFFS BY BUNDA BOUTIQUE. 

H E R E S J O H N N Y

WELL ALL MY PEOPLE ARE EITHER OUT OF MY TOWN OR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. CAN SOMEONE COME BACK TO ME PLEASE! I'VE EATEN MORE CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS THAN I SHOULD AND WATCHED MORE TELEVISION THAN ANYONE SHOULD, AND IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD TELEVISION. IT'S LIKE PETER ANDRE'S NEXT CHAPTER KIND OF TELEVISION... SO WHAT IF THAT MAKES ME HAPPY WITH A GLASS OF WINE. HELP ME? PLEASE, CAN SOMEONE COME BACK TO ME HERE BEFORE I START TIVO-ING THIS KIND OF SWILL, BUY TEN CATS AND LIVE IN MY OWN SHOES? ANYWAYS HERE'S AN OLD FAVORITE FOR THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR. THE LONG JOHN IS TRULY MY ANSWER TO "FROM DAY TO NIGHT" OR RATHER "BED TO ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING WITH YOUR DAY" OUTFIT. YOU CAN LITERALLY WAKE UP AND THROW A FEW THANGS ON AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. THIS ONE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER BUT THE BEST KIND ARE THE AMERICAN APPAREL'S IN BLACK. I'D NEVER GO FURNITURE SHOPPING WITHOUT THEM. OH AND P.S I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU THE OPTION OF WITH A HAT OR WITHOUT. BECAUSE I'M IN THAT KINDA MOOD. 

HAT BY SPORTSGIRL. LONG JOHNS AND JACKET VINTAGE. BELT BY ZARA. SHOES BY TONY BIANCO.